November 14, 2007

Jack is Such a Jerk

Perhaps it was a bad idea to name our flash drive Jack Sparrow. Those pirates, you know.

Last month, he ate our newspaper for breakfast the day we were to take it to press. He left behind something that looked like a file, but it could not be opened.

Now Jack has gone missing with another nearly-finished paper. He just jumped ship--that is, out of the editor's backpack and has wandered off somewhere. He took no hostages--or other flash drives--that were in the backpack.

You know, we were going name the drive Bob. I bet Bob would have been more cooperative.

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