One of my yearbook students thought we could do this whole casino and glamour theme for our yearbook. You know, because we're in Las Vegas and all. It was all I could do not to fall on the floor laughing.
Hey kids! Would you believe that there is no way in the paved hell down the Strip that we could promote gambling in our school?
I know it might seem strange since without gambling, who knows where we'd all be. I know it puts food on your table and takes food from mine, but noooooooooooooo, we cannot do a whole glitzy casino themed yearbook.
Although...we wouldn't have to think to hard to get some catchy titles going:
Makin' the Marker--8th Grade
Eye in the Sky--student life
Whales Rule!--student council
Dark Days--life outside of school
Sports Book Wins and Woes--sports
Rat Pack Comes Back--music
Confessions from the Pole--cheer and dance team
Bluffin' the Dealers--academics
Uhm, yea. Let's NOT EVEN GO THERE!
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